Devil's Guide to Online Old Bike Purchasing (Bike-Related Humor)

There is a basic guidebook available today on how to answer an online ad. A brief summary should be helpful:

 
First, you say something generic and irrelevant. If you're on Facebook, repeatedly use the automatic "Is it available?" response. If the seller responds to you, make your initial offer. Your initial offer should be no more than 1/4 the asking price, or you should offer something broken or useless as a trade. If the seller expresses any interest, add a demand that he deliver the item directly to your home. If the seller offers to meet you halfway, agree and then don't show up.

This guide has become a bestseller, as proven by the number of online buyers who are following its wisdom.

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